Frequently Asked Questions

How does Pay2Win work?

Every dollar (USD) you pay gets you 100 points. The scoreboard shows two places ahead of you and two places behind you. If you want to climb the charts, you must Pay2Win.

Tied scores go to the player who paid me first, so get your points early.

Can I see the full scoreboard?

No.

Is this a scam?

Nope! Pay2Win is a pay-to-win "game" that features no gameplay whatsoever. Its easy: you just pay more than other people and are rewarded by being placed higher than them on the scoreboard.

Why? / Is this a joke?

Part art-installation, part joke about terribly-monetized games, part legitimate attempt to make money.

Can I do anything for free?

Nope!

Do you sell my email address or other information?

Nope! Check my privacy policy over here.

Are you gonna spam/market/newsletter me?

Nope! The only mandatory emails are email-confirmation and password-reset. All other notifications are disabled by default. If you want notifications, you can enable them in your User Preferences.

Can I get a refund?

Nope! Additionally, chargebacks result in accounts being disabled and your score being set to zero.

What are you going to use this money for?

Paying bills, going out to eat, buying better games. If I make enough, I'll use the proceeds to fund other business ventures.

If someone has a higher score than me are they better than me?

Yes.

This is gross, you should be ashamed.

That isn't a question - but thank you.